Loki: Hello, Bruce.
Bruce Banner: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.
Loki: Oh, dear. Is she dead?
Steve Rogers: What’s the matter? Scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I’m not overly fond of what follows.
[Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]
Loki: [cheers] YES! That’s what it feels like!
Loki: [to the Grandmaster] I’m just a big fan of the sport.
Thor: You listen well, brother.
Loki: I’m listening.
Loki: I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
Loki : Kneel before me. I said, KNEEL!
[Loki stamps his scepter on the ground, causing a shockwave that intimidates the crowd into silence as they all kneel before him]
Loki : Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
[Referring to Odin]
Loki: I swear I left him right here.
Thor: Right here on the sidewalk, or right there where the building is being demolished? Great planning.
Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can’t see into the future. I’m not a witch.
Thor: No? Then why do you dress like one?
Loki: Hey!
Loki: I have been falling, for thirty minutes!
Thor: Hey, let’s do “Get Help.”
Loki: What?
Thor: “Get Help.”
Loki: No.
Thor: Come on, you love it.
Loki: I hate it.
Thor: It’s great. It works every time.
Loki: It’s humiliating.
Thor: Do you have a better plan?
Loki: No.
Thor: We’re doing it.
Loki: We are not doing “Get Help.”
[we see Thor carrying Loki out of the elevator]
Thor: Get help! Please! My brother, he’s dying. Get help! Help him!
[as the guards approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]
Thor: Classic.
Loki: Still hate it. It’s humiliating.
Thor: Not for me, it’s not.
[back in the ship Thor continues to frantically press every button to start the ship]
Loki: You must have missed something.
Thor: I didn’t, I’m pressing every button on this thing.
Loki: No, don’t hit it, just press it gently.
[as he hits the buttons]
Thor: I am pressing it gently. It’s not working!
[suddenly the ship comes to life, Thor laughs; outside the ship Volstagg is overrun by the guards and he starts laughing as they watch the ship start to rise, hitting the columns of the palace]
Loki: I think you missed a column.
Thor: Shut up!
[finally the ship breaks through the palace walls and takes off]
Loki : It hurts, doesn’t it? Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.
[Thor throws an object at Loki, revealing him to be an illusion]
Loki : You didn’t think I’d really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting. Does this mean you don’t want my help? Look, I couldn’t jeopardize my position with Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He’s a lunatic, but he can be amenable. What I’m telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster’s side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then…
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